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♥Dee
|  ( Cross-posted from PATREON.) Hello friends! So I know I’ve been a tad quiet here in the month of January – and I do apologize about that – but I Solemnly Swear I’ve Been Up to No Good, and I wanted to share with you the devious plottings afoot. (Okay. So most of them aren’t so devious, exactly. At all. Though some of them DO involve leather! And we can PRETEND this is more covert and ninja-like than it is, right? Right.) THING THE FIRST: The Writerly Happenings Launching Demented Ink and my Patreon really allowed me to examine what I do with writing and what stories I want to tell: there are the stories for me, the stories for everyone, and, potentially, there are soon to be the stories written try to help others. At any given moment, there's between two and four works in progress, over here. I wouldn’t change a thing about any of this – and many thanks to the little gods of wordsmithing and many, MANY thanks to my Patrons for making more of this possible – but this does mean there is an epic, mastery-level amount of compartmentalizing and organization going on over here. In addition to a shift in how I look at what I do and why I do it, I also need to get real with y’all for a moment: the last five years have been intense. I’ve lost people. I’ve gained people. I’ve re-launched a career, made some heavy-hitting life decisions, faced down a lifetime of health problems, and am currently engaged in some serious Change, with the capital C. I've been working my way back to center, and the closing of doors helped open others, as it is wont to do, which helped me figure out so much about myself and led me to some truly incredible people. I say all that because for the first time in a long time, I’ve been re-examining a certain old story of mine in the fandom land that I left unfinished – which I swore I’d never do; one must finish what one starts in story world – and pondering other story lines. While I can make no promises – for reasons that I’ll clarify in just a second – I did want you to know that the band aid has fallen off and the wound has healed and the flesh is nice and shiny and new. There’s a scar, and I’m proud of it, after a fashion. With all that in mind, here are the list of current (as in, active) writing projects: 1. Evantide: The story of West Evantide, his family, and the magic that binds them. West’s story has evolved and is now outlined. I’ve even started it. This is going to be a long road – think King of Nightmare long – and this one is soul work. West is a religious experience – he has a Down By the River to Pray kind of emotionally moving meaning – and I will do him right and true. He wouldn’t let me do it any other way, really. At this time, I’m unsure where his story will wind up – Patreon, onward to agents/publishers, self-pub – but I’ll likely be posting snippets and such just for Patrons. It’s part of my thanks for you supporting me in all the crazy undertakings I take on. :D
Also? West is damned cool. I think you’d like him, if you’ve not met him, yet. 2. Merek & Carter: These two are rainbow-leather-and-lace shiny. ‘nuff said. :D Their story has been started as well.
3. Lost ‘em Found ‘em: This is the currently nebulous but ever clarifying joint project I’m launching with a dear friend of mine. I’m not yet sure what it will include, but writing will definitely be involved. I’ll absolutely update everybody when more of the picture has come into the light. 4. The Smattering of Other Tales: I’ve also got several stories outlined, and two or three of them are started. But I’m trying to pick a focal point or two and go with it. And of course The King of Nightmare will continue updating, here. I also have another book – romantic comedy – that will be making an appearance for Patrons mid-year. Many, many words are happening. Writing is a silent, solitary process, but I’m going to do my best to provide updates, snippets, etc. for my Patrons. <3 THING THE SECOND: The Audio/Visual The YouTube channel has taken a good chunk of my focus, as it’s a new venue for me and a new way of expressing myself. And I like it. The challenge to figure out editing software and HOW to do everything was srs biznass – like, a few mental breakdowns kind of serious – but most of the learning curve is in the rear view mirror and I’m into the phase where I’m learning new things without having to look up vocabulary every three seconds. I currently have plans to upload a video of some make, model, or description every week remaining of 2018. Lofty goals, perhaps – and I might not make it – but I like that mode of expression, and I like that I can offer it as rewards for Patrons. So totes worth it, yo. THING THE THIRD: A Day in the Life I want to take a moment to talk about my to-do list. Now, I’m a work-a-holic and an overachiever/over-commiter from waaay back, but even I have to say shit’s pretty insane right now. 1. Adoption. My husband and I are neck-deep in the adoption process for a kidlet. Or two. It’s an all-encompassing process that I outlined a little bit over on the YouTube channel. It involves meetings, education hours, interviews, and a stack of paperwork taller than I am. All for the good, but I am totally preoccupied with hippo onesies and trying not to panic. 2. House Build/Renovate/Rearrange: In light OF the adoption, we’re having to update our house a bit, rearrange it to accommodate a nursery, and move stuff to my mother’s home. Which is undergoing renovations which I’m spearheading along with her. Because ultimately the three of us (plus kidlet(s)) will be building a NEW home on a piece of property on top of a mountain which my husband and I acquired. The new house is requiring home plan creation, builder location and interview process, and, you know, money. 3. Day Job: I have one. It takes about 40-50 hours of my time during the week. 4. Self-Care: I’m a complicated little human who needs lots of maintenance. I have a rotating schedule of massage, chiropractic care, Western medicine visits, Eastern medicine doc visits, blood work, check-ups, exercise, meditation, spiritual practice, and food preparation, and I have a daily supplement/pill regimen that makes my head spin. All of this requires monitoring as it’s easy to overdo one thing or another. And most of this is not optional. If I miss some portion, I feel it. But don’t worry – I’m better now than I literally ever have been. …and all that is on top of the writing, filming, editing, publishing, publicity, administration, graphics creation, social media, and my social life. And somewhere in all that, I need to sleep. A little. And keep up with my YouTube beauty gurus, ‘cause reasons. If you made it through all that, thank you. If not, suffice to say Things Are Busy, but I am doing my level-best to make writing, Patreon, and creating top priorities. Please don’t ever think that I’m unappreciative if it takes a while to hear from me. I likely faceplanted somewhere soft to catch a power nap. :D I hope this has been helpful or informative! The path ahead is alight with possibilities and detours of unexpected awesomeness. Exciting things are incoming, and my Patrons will be on the front line of all the news and goodies. Thank you for reading and for being you. <3 For the love of story and with all the light and love in the world, Dee - Tags:awesome stuff, bdsm, country roads, dementedink, ella bean, ethan, evantide, fanfiction, fiction, novel, patreon, progress post, publishing stuff, state of the tour guide, stories, writing projects
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| Howdy gang!
It occurred to me this morning after receiving a few, "miss you" messages that I might want to update people who follow Darkprism/Demented Dee as opposed to Kelly Wyre about what the dickens I'm doing.
*smooths wicked mustache and waggles eyebrows* ( Let's See... )- Tags:gratitude, journaling, kelly wyre, novels, okay not to be okay, power of the pen, progress post, projects, state of the tour guide, writing, wyre
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| Howdy cats, kinksters, and brave passers-by! Wanted to say I've updated the embedded post on the home page and the side bar with a new link to the COMING ATTRACTIONS. Things out, things coming soon, things I'm working on, etc. You can find it here (or via the new and sparkly links).Hope all is well with you and yours! Love & light, <3Dee/Kelly Wyre - Tags:kelly wyre, news, novel, original, original fiction, pardon our construction dust, progress post, projects, publishing stuff, state of the tour guide, writing, writing project, wyre
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| HELLO GLORIOUS PEOPLES OF FANDOM, LIFE, AND BEYOND! Figured it was about time for an update thingum... Let's see. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FANFICTION, DEE? Well, the short answer is: Nothing. I've been distracted by the original shiny. The longer answer involves work-for-pay, tag team fiction, nightmares, porn stars, and goats. ...yes. Literally. Actually. I've gotten a half dozen sincerely sweet notes about the fanfiction, however, and I thank each and every one of you for them. I've not left the fandom. I don't think I know HOW to leave... a... fandom... If for no other reason than at some point anything involving Monoshizukanohi became much more MINE with archetypes than it did "fanfiction" or "fandom" and I haven't kept up with any manga in... years. (Though I do have a list of anime to watch provided by Kimya and by my brother in law Rathanel.I have one story to post that's fanfiction, and I hope to work on LiL soon. VERY soon... but a note on that story, in particular... Musings on Lessons in Living... This story is hard to write for all kinds of reasons that have nothing to do with putting words together and everything to do with emotional impact. I quite literally cannot write this unless I'm level-headed and even-keeled, and if you've been following along, I've not been that way until... oh... September or so of 2013. I love it. I want to finish it. I have very kinky plans for it. But those plans do require me to be able to look at kink without wanting to burn floggers in effigy (which is my way of saying I wasn't in the leather-and-lace mood for a while, there), and thankfully I seem to be getting back to my usual self. Whatever the hell that is. Read Alongs I want to get SHORT STRAW recorded (that's the story I did that fills us in on some backstory of Neji and Kiba in my Mono world). I want to preview to an audience the new Weston Evantide original story, wherein we get to meet... the new guy. ...and I did this song parody that I really like and when I get drunk enough I'm almost willing to sing without dying of embarrassment. I thought I'd be able to do this over the coming weekend, but I think plans are going to stray on that. I'll aim for the following weekend or thereabouts and hope for the best. Stay tuned for announcements. Original Works Vision Quest is three chapters away from over, and I've got the last chapter to write. (Yes, we've been writing ahead since the beginning, hence the reason you gang got your weekly uploads, no matter HOW many times I nearly forgot to post. You can thank Henley for the Canadian-gentle reminders.) My book, FIGHT is coming out in March. My short story, "Choose" is coming out in an anthology in May. The next New Amsterdam novel is slated to get written after I finish working on a fantasy/horror novel for another pseudonym. It's called, Earthquakes. I've also got a novella idea for that world that is half written, and I've got a series of shorts that I'd like to do for a kink line somewhere. "Evantide Finds North" is the next installment in the West & Co. saga. I honestly don't know how many there will be AFTER that one, as I think we're heading into novel territory, but we shall see. I get the itch, sometimes, to write that man and there's nothing for it but to DO something. WHERE IT IS BEST TO FIND ME AND GET UPDATES/HIT ME UP/BUY ME VIRTUAL COFFEE & DONUTS I'm starting to tweet like a sonofabitch. If you're a fellow Twitter Fiend, find me there: TWITTER PAGEI'm on Tumblr all the damned time, and if *I'm* not, then my QUEUE is, updating for me. I DO NOT POST FANFICTION on Tumblr, but I *DO* post links when something has been posted. FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLRI'm also on Facebook, and I still have my usual haunts here on LiveJournal, and on AFF and Ao3. Check the perma-entry at the top of my journal page for linkage. State of the Tour Guide I think I'm doing better now than I have in a very long time. Thank you for your continued support and patience. Feel free to drop me a line here, there, or otherwhere at any time. Much love to you and yours. Take care of each other. Talk soon. <3Dee - Tags:evantide, fanfiction, gratitude, journaling, kelly wyre, monoshizukanohi, new amsterdam, original fiction, progress post, state of the tour guide, west, writing
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| Ladies, men, queer peeps and gentlefreaks,
We are pleased as pink Kinky punch to say that a new Eight Turns of Fate chapter is now up!
Happy New Year's Eve-Eve! Apologies for the end-of-month madness, but there was holiday chaos to survive, alcohol to imbibe, and your resident author is in the middle of six novels across two pseudonyms and three genres, and is slightly more scattered than usual.
I know, I know... you didn't notice. Look, I like to believe there are these moments of clarity. Support my delusion. Lie if you must. XD Anyway, point to note: we are reorganizing our organization, so please to be paying attention.
As opposed to having the master links in a cumbersome list at the bottom of all the documents, there is now just a link back to the Master Link Document List... document. It's on every doc, now, like a lovely RETURN feature, and it turns out that this makes far more sense than the way we were doing it.
So now there is the ORIGIN STORY (cross-posted in the usual locales);
The MASTER LINK DOCUMENT, which has all the linkage you could want;
And, of course, the READ ME DOC, which is full of amusing shenanigans that tend to happen when you put Henley and me in the same virtual (or real, for that matter) room.
We'll be shout-boxing the Master Link document in posts across social media. (This is the sound of me hammering square pegs into round holes. Again.)
'Cause lawd knows I always share when it's up.
Thank you so much for your interest and support. Posting these things quite literally keeps me going through the stickier times of trials and travels (I have a fantastic story to share about having to break into a hotel during a zombie apocalypse-like, three-town-wide power outage and nearly breaking my nose on the back of a chair! OH HOLIDAYS! YOU ZANY BEASTS).
Other updates are incoming, including the continuing West saga, and... the whole me-rapping bit. Yes, yes, I heard you. I swear I did it once, and I swear I'll figure out what's wrong with my gooder-better-best microphone and do it again... just as soon as I finish taking wicked advantage of this new BluRay player with NetFlix and catching up on every episode of American Horror Story and Orange is the New Black.
PRIORITIES. I HAZ THEM.
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If you should need or want me, I'll be in the usual haunts. See you hither, thither, and yon, where there be art, writing, music, or porn to be had.
With vigorous, amorous enthusiasm.
Much love and telling stories in tExT spk! ♥Kelly
- Tags:af henley, awesome stuff, colby keller, collaboration, eight turns of fate, freedom1001, kelly wyre, original fiction, pieces of eight, progress post, projects, serial fiction, tag team fiction, thinking man porn, writing, writing project, writing projects, wyre
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| Greetings friends, readers, and passers-by, I thought it was high time for an update and maybe time for a little unadulterated honesty to paint the page. Let you guys, gals, and otherworldly all-sexed lovelies know how I'm doing. I started 2013 with the idea that I was, (among many other projects and things) submitting a fantasy novel to agents with my, at the time, dear friend and writing partner, H.J. Raine. Those plans did not pan out. There was an epic falling out which ended with me regaining control over my world, New Amsterdam, (blessedly) and all the characters therein, but also with us killing the fantasy novel, as it would be impossible for us to work together any longer for a myriad of reasons. It hurt. It still hurts. The nature of what happened means it is likely to continue hurting for some time to come. The end was not amicable, but I've made what peace I can out of the aftermath. It's all right, or it will be. I'm better now than I've ever been, and have every plan on getting even more square in the head, heart, and mind. And so it goes. However, in the recuperation process, I've still been busy. Real. Damned. Busy. And, as that saying goes about closing doors but opening windows, I have been hopping through every available fire escape and emergency exit I can find, like the good little cat burglar who could. It's led me to some amazing people and has, I believe, put me back on track in life and the pursuit of art. Or at least in the pursuit of coffee. And chocolate. And late-night giggle fests. Oh, and peace of mind, heart, and body. It's not just been the emotional kick in the head; I've had physical this-and-that, too, but it, too, is better than it's ever been. I wrote a book called Fight that I hope will see the published light of day sooner rather than later. I rewrote a short story called, "Choose" that will be coming out in May of 2014, thanks to Storm Moon Press. It took me a while to get back to the streets of New Amsterdam, but when I arrived, I was delighted to see that the characters were not only talkative, they had martinis to mix me, ideas to share, and comfort to offer. I have every plan to start the next New Amsterdam novel soon. I apologize for the delay, but I had to take some time to rebuild from the nuclear explosion. I admit that in the wake of the hurt, I moved away from m/m romance and found refuge in my old haunts. To that end, I've been working on a couple of books that have nothing to do with romance, anything. One of them has reached 65,000+ words and is a labor of love and magic. That's MY love and ITS magic. *laughs* Another one is just a baby at around 8,000, but it was the surprise joy, the unplanned little guy, and I think I'm going to like it a lot. As I reached the level of recovery that was allowing me to work on many, many things at once, I ran into A.F. Henley. Well, maybe less "ran into" and more "changed the subject of our frequent conversations from random daily occurrences to the work we both do and love." I got hopped up on coffee one morning, wrote an extension of one of his short stories, and POOF... we had new fiction in the works. That story is Vision Quest, and I think a few of you are following it. We have every plan in the world to finish it -- this is where we tell you the authors might be cheating a bit in their tag-team game and cluing the other in on plot lines -- and when we're done, I'm fairly sure there are plans to get it to places where people can download it for free. There may even be opportunities to do it again with different boys who need a happy ending, (or several of them, if we're writing them right). ...I can tell you that it was scary as hell to make the move to work with another writer. I can tell you that Henley was and continues to be immeasurably patient and kind. I believe Vision Quest is more aptly named than any of you might even know. Because, as we all know... It's never... just a story. I've also got a contest entry in the works for a contest a friend of mine is running. I can't say too much about THAT one, as it's all hush-hush and currently top-secret. But it, too, is coming soon to a site near you. *counting on fingers* So that's... one massive novel, one blooming side-novel, one New Amsterdam book, (and an assortment of side stories/novellas/other books) in the planning stages, an ongoing tag-team m/m romance read, a contest story entry... Oh yeah, and I still write fanfiction. And I still write about a boy named West. This entry's getting cross-posted to a few different places, so some of you will know less about West than others, but I spent yesterday writing a story that I do believe has opened up a range of possibilities for my favorite Southern man. I don't know if these will be more free reads, a donation story where all proceeds go to keep the author in coffee and ebooks, or if this will be something that will eventually make the publishing rounds, but one way or the other, the man will have his say. And it will continue to be a joy to listen to him. There's been a lot of friendship and support in 2013. There's been a lot of finding equilibrium and balance. Tears, laughs, hugs, and unexpected gifts... On some days, I don't like that I've been "silent" on the published front. On other days, I don't mind so much. Sometimes, you just need time to heal, grow, gather, and renew. Don't be afraid to take time, friends. We get so good at making it, slowing it down, speeding it up, playing tricks with it... But taking it is fine, too. As a good friend told me in the middle of my chaos, we feel bad about taking time because we're afraid that if we get out of the running, we'll miss so much and be so far behind. In truth, when we step back onto the road, we discover it’s a different path altogether, and what we once worried about, we've let go, and what we once thought was important has changed or grown or kept pace with us. So if you're struggling or worried or stressed or just need some random comfort, I'm here to tell you... You're going to be just fine, sweetness.Keep eyes on the horizon. Have faith in yourself. Hang in there. Keep dreaming. Breathe... ...and dive, dive, dive.Much love, ♥Kelly Questions, comments, love notes, or other bits of communication always welcome here, or drop me a line over on my site, Kellywyre.com- Tags:af henley, aftermath, art, chaos, country roads, fanfiction, freedom1001, henley, hope, journaling, okay not to be okay, progress post, state of the tour guide, vision quest, west, writing, wyre
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| ...was the WHOOSH of the book heading out to publisher.
*brushes hands*
Now then.
Didn't I have some fanfiction or something to do...?
(Before I start my next two books simultaneously...)
*DRINKS, CAKE, AND OILED UP MEN FOR ALL!*
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| Greetings, oh readers and faithful companions of the wordy kind. There've been earthquakes and heartbreaks, but the stories... will always go on. ( Herein is a list of what I'm up to... )- Tags:awesome stuff, bdsm, characters, evantide, fanfiction, hope, kelly wyre, new amsterdam, original fiction, progress post, state of the tour guide, writing, wyre
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| G'lord... let's see... Updates... updates... I know I had something I wanted to... OH RIGHT! HI! Ahem. FIRST!There is new fanart uploaded on our website done by Fluister and Demondreams! SECOND!"Deathwish," if you missed it, is a New Amsterdam side story featuring Clark and crew, and I just got it posted up over on Goodreads. You can read that by clicking here. THIRD!In honor of cupcakes and kink, based on my latest poll, (over on Y!Gallery, wherein licking cupcakes and a flogger are winning for the next fun to be had) I give you: Theseveryhappyandhornyimages!FOURTH!I'VE BEEN WRITING! *huff puff pant* I have one short-ish (<6000 words) chapter of Lessons in Living done and in need of editing. I really, really would like to do the next one, too, as I feel it would advance the story more than the current one, which sort of... jumped up and bit me on the arse. Surprised me, in other words. I have almost ten-fucking-thousand words of Nagato... Soubi... Itachi... Haku... Kimimaro... and Vaughn. *falls over* Yes. That's right. Orgy, people. I'm about 3/4 of the way done. I have a synopsis to edit, a book to plot (my own, which also jumped up and bit me), a stack of research material to read, and a *)$#(&^ nap to take. ...and you know... stuff to finish. In all likelihood, my two weeks off shall become three, affording me more time to putz about and write. Thank you to those who've joined me in the random, sporadic wars I've been hosting. OH! And I'd love to do the reading thing wherein I debut LiL chapter(s) and "Blue Diamond" (the Nagato & company story). That is *entirely* dependent on schedules, my voice, and a bunch of other stuff, though. The desire is there, though, and all things willing and the creek don't rise... It'll happen. Much love to everyone. I hope all's fantastic with you and yours. ♥Dee |
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